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4:44 p.m. - october 30th 2002


1. Are you an innie or an outie? innie

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? indeed i have

3. Have you ever written a song? nah..i can write stories..but i'm not talented in the song or poem area..sorry

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? nope. I can make change for a $5..lol

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? yup. Hell, if the womans bathroom is busy or too long, I head on into the men's room..why not?

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? i haven't like lifted them up to smell them, but if they smell i can usually smell them from where i am..lol.

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? almost..but not.

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? i scout boys ;)

10. Have you ever broken a mirror? probably..

11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? no but i've thought about it!

12. What is your biggest pet peeve? i have so many..i dunno where to start

13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? if it's gone what do i slurp?

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? yea..its fun.

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? hmm..neither.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? nope.

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? plastic..paper is annoying

18. True or False: true and false

19. Did you have a baby blanket? yes i did, and i still do actually

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? no way..with my luck i'd end up having to shave it all off

21. Have you ever sleepwalked? i do that a lot.

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? my brother did..it was quite boring actually.

23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? nah.

24. Are you double jointed? nope...i'm not special :(

25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? i'd go back to 17..that was a great year

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? i believe so

27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? no..i don't get motion sickness

28. What is your dream car? anything that has a muffler and moves..lol

29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? simpsons

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? i already did. There were shark attacks at Virginia Beach and i was swimming there this summer..so yeh.

32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? ew. no.

33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? oh man..get out maybe?

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? fortunately no.

35. Can you pick something up with your toes? yes indeedy

36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? a lot.

37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? all the time

38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? last year? none..but we might go to california sometime so i'd ride in one then.

39. How many foreign countries have you visited? canada..but i don't really consider that "foreign"

40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? i would rather have some cash, thanks

41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? how about a nice middle?

42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? i dont think you can either swim nor float in quicksand..so i'd probably just let it suck me in

44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? nah..cause i'm always lost and it would just make things worse

45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? like the little pet? i did..but it jumped for about an hour then it stopped..it was a rip off

46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? um neither.

47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? well this is gay. Whats the point of an ant farm without ants?..and the crayons..just sharpen them for gods sake.

48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? in between..i dont like burnt things and its not toast if it isnt toasted

49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? sunny side up.

50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? i always run my car to beyond empty..but someone he always pulls through and makes it to the gas station..so nope.

51. Do you talk in your sleep? all the time. I see things too.

52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? go sled riding.

53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? i think both would be equally fun, dont you?

54. Have you ever played in the rain? hell yeh! I have a tape of me and katie practically swimming when it flooded out.

55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? um..definitly the shark..thats a big fear of mine. Because..you can atleast go somewhere to get away from a bear..with a shark your pretty much doomed.

56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? yea why not. I like kittens enough.

57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? I think an aligator is slimmer and has a skinnier nose..the crocodile is wider and has a wider mouth

58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? i drink dr.pepper

59. Whats your favorite number? 13

60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? i don't wanna be a car, but thanks for asking anyways

61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? yup. And it wasn't on accident. I took our NYC room key and I've taken pens and stuff..oh and we "accidently" took a sheet out of the linen room, wrote a sign for Carson on it, and took it to TRL..but that was so an accident!

62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? no..thats kinda gross

63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? yup..haven't actually fallen all the way though..dont wanna break my bum!

64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? i use liquid soap..aka bodywash

65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? nah..we never lock our doors...oops.

66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? simpson voices..hell yeh!

67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? i'd be happy with anyone famous actually..okay well, not ANYONE..but yanno.

68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? yes. I like to get regular people to flash their high beams back at me

69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? neither..how about a normal face?

70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? um yeh. It's my friend, not theirs.

71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? yea probably..i mean i have before

72. Have you ever returned a gift? yep.

73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? no..thats a little to cheap for me.

74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? gymnastics, hockey, or swimming.

75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? a lot.

76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? no..i'd just exchange it.

77. Do you sing in the car? all the time. i get weird looks from other drivers when im totally rocking out..i get a little carried away

78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? honey..that would be fuuuuuun.

79. What is your favorite breed of dog? (little ones;) yorkshire terriers, and dachsunds (medium ones;) labs (big ones;) saint bernards and rottweilers

80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? of course

81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? i wanna be a tricyle!

82. What is your least favorite fruit? grapes, watermelon, strawberries and blueberries..i looooooove fruit.

83. What kind of fruit have you never had? i've had most i think

84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? old navy

85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? nike or adidas

86. Are/were you a good student? i'm okay i guess..depends on the subject and my motivation

87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? umm..probably none of them seeing as i have NO arm strength whatsoever

88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? army or marines

89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? yes i would

90. What do you think is your best feature? ehh..i dunno..i like my eyes and hair..but thats just me

91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? probably some kind of popular music..not rap or hard core though.

92. What is your favorite season? FALL!

93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? mom (1) dad (1) sister (1) and brother (1) = 4 people + me = 5

94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? sight

95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? umm..singer maybe

97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 4 regular years..and then however much longer it takes me to get my degree

98. Have you ever had surgery? yea, twice..my wisdom teeth and then i got a cyst removed

99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? i'd like to be a professional dancer

100. What do you like to collect? hotel key cards, anything with the british flag on it


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