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11:31 p.m. - ++FRiDAY++ november 30th 2001


Omg did I have fun today in Child Development. Me and Jackie were quoting quotes from the movie "Shrek" and a few others and I have to say I was literally crying with laughter. Here's some of our fave's..

"I'm a REAL boy!" - Shrek

" You're a monster!!" - Shrek

"What's with the skin?? Say it with me, SUNLIGHT!" - Bring It On

"Weina's, I got hot weina's..get your own weina's!" - Never Been Kissed

" I'm sorry I never got the condom on, it's your sister's breasts..they're perky!!!!" - Mystery Alaska

" Please stay off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your....Face!" - Shrek

" Not my buttons..not my gumdrop buttons!" - Shrek

" You hear that? She said I'm a noble steed!" - Shrek

" Did you say steak??...Oh now you got me all excited!" - Deuce Bigalow

" When I was your age, I did the say thing, we used to call it stroking the salami, although I never tried it with baked goods before.." - American Pie

" Why gosh, no one invited us..we were forced here!" - Shrek

" Lord Farquarh..he huffed, and he puffed, and then he signed the eviction notice!" - Shrek

" You..one of your calves is bigger than the other.." - Bring It On

Okay, well I'm tired now but there are PLENTY more..so stay tuned!!


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